Voor als je relatie in een dipje zit, kun je er hier weer om leren lachen. Oef, wat kan deze man mopperen op de hebbelijkheden van zijn vrouw, maar je lacht je suf en ze houden duidelijk veel van elkaar:
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We have argued about:
The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the middle).
Leaving the kitchen door open (three times a day that one, minimum).
The best way to hang up washing.
Shortly after every single time Margret touches my computer, for any reason whatsoever, I have to spend twenty minutes trying to fix crashes, locked systems, data loses, jammed drives, bizarre re-configurations and things stuck in the keyboard. There then follows a free and frank exchange of views with, in my corner, 'It's your fault,' and, in hers, 'It's a curious statistical anomaly.'
She keeps making me carry tampons around -'Here, have these, just in case.'
'Oooooooh, why can't you carry them?'
'I've got no pockets.'
Then, of course, I forget about them. And the next time I'm meeting The Duchess of Kent or someone I pull a handkerchief out of my pocket and shower feminine hygiene products everywhere.
[This message has been edited by zen (edited 25-03-2003).]